Total Medals Earned: 123 (From 34 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,310 Points
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/255 points)
Get 10 kills
Get 10 headshots
Get 100 kills
Get 1,000 kills
Get 100 headshots
Get 1,000 headshots
Earn 4 stars for all game modes
Prestige your profile
Medals Earned: 4/30 (20/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Welcome back!
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/160 points)
kill the first boss
find and kill a miniboss
buy somethign in the shop
Kill the second boss
find it
Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/220 points)
Win the game by defeating Lord Haddock.
Find "The Island".
Collect every item in the game.
Win the game by defeating the Kraken.
Win the game by finding and conquering El Dorado
Win the game by drinking from the Fountain of Youth.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)
Level Up once.
Reach the maxed out level.
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Win without losing a life.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard
Medals Earned: 2/16 (10/80 points)
Defeat the Regular TV crew.
Kill the N00bs.
Defeat the 67 Bots.
Defeat the Bad Dudes.
Defeat the HUGE Jerks.
Defeat the Castle Crashers.
Kill the NG Emotes.
Defeat the Evil Bosses.
Defeat 10 random bosses.
Defeat the VG Legends.
Defeat the Jerk Squad.
Kill the legendary characters.
Defeat the Bourgeois.
Defeat the Travis Bots.
Defeat the NG Folks.
Defeat the Patriots.
Medals Earned: 6/8 (30/50 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 10/20 (50/190 points)
WHY ARE WE YELLING?!
Staring is caring! (Ssssss...)
He was probably just borrowing the plane anyway.
Don't be hatin'! Afros are hip, yo.
Go get 'em, Officer Adrian!
I SAID SORRY!
But there's something wrong!
I was never good at remembering names.
Not the most appropriate thing to say!
That's a good way to end a conversation.
It's a trick question anyway!
Me want cookie!!
The ultimate sacrifice, if you ask me!
He has his nose back!
That would be least of my worries, if I were a zombie!
Aw, poor clown.
IGP is the b055!
He's on channel 1337.
You're a very kind person!
It's all part of the game!
Medals Earned: 4/19 (75/430 points)
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Dispense of the boy.
Dispense of the girl.
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Discover the backstory.
Get invited to the dance party!
Find the hidden game.
Bring out the fat man.
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Make a new friend!
Find the Squigly Fish!
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Beat level one without getting hurt.
Win the game!
You'll know it when you see it!
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Medals Earned: 2/3 (20/120 points)
You just Leveled up!!
You started the game and walked! (And watched the ad)
You Nearly completed the game!